Oooh. I’m all set.
So that bar fight last night was worth it.
Nothing like a good bone in the morning. At least that’s what I keep telling her.
That’s a trap, everyone knows there’s nothing sexier than someone covered in BBQ sauce while stuffing their face with ribs. The itis is the southern man’s roofie.
Finally, a place where ugly people can get a bone and NOT have to pay for it.
Is this one of those marketing scams where they say ugly people eat for free because they think no one will willingly claim to be ugly? Because they’re wrong. I only scored a 4.1 on Hotornot.com, and I’ve never passed up an opportunity for a free meal in my life and I don’t intend to start now.
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