7 thoughts on “Maybe you should just crap at home, pal

  1. Translation – “Stay the fuck away from Room G 2.243 unless you want your sinuses to be bludgeoned by a meat-loaf-sized mud snake coiled soft-serve style in the now-choked and cracking toilet”.

  2. The building engineer where I worked was grousing with another maintenance man that the same woman had broken the toilet….again. Not the handle—the bowl. She claimed a disability for her obesity, too.
    I used to make toilets. Never heard of anyone, ever, who could break the porcelain bowl by just sitting on it, but she did.

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