Sheep penis? MY FAVORITE!
So is it true what they say about black sheep then?
“On a stick!”
Where the hell is the duck penis? You call this variety?
Settle down, baby. You can’t see the whole picture.
Dibs on the snake.
Where’s the lo-cal, low-carb, low cholesterol versions?
Ya’ know, when they take tofu (or other soy bean base) and after some kitchen chemistry, VOILA! A hot dog on a stick?
What really gets me, is when vegan versions are meant to look & taste like the original. So, how many sheep peni does a vegan have to eat before being satisfied their conCOCKtion tastes the same?
I hope I never get that hungry…
“No, you can’t have any Silkworm until you finish your Sheep’s Penis!”
“I’d just like three sticks, please…”
Sheep penis looks surprisingly like umbilical cord. I wonder if that helps them get all those hard-to-reach places, or if it’s just for looks.
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