That would work much better if she was really fat. That way, you can ride the hog.
I was thinking it would be a trampoline. A tramp stamp. Get it? Ha ha (knee slap)
When she turns 70 she can have a wicker basket with plastic flowers tattooed on the handlebars.
I can’t get it up unless there’s a horn on the handlebars. Or at least a bell.
I’m kinky like that.
Her boyfriend likes to “Pop Wheelies”.
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