I love you, man!
That wouldn’t be fair, Bronc usurps Regretsy all of the time, and not even for humor, just for bad TV.
In fairness, Bronc “usurps” nothing. He contributes frequently and amusingly, and only some of his posts are about the TV show not all of us watch. Suck it up, soldier.
You sound too poor to afford HBO. You’re probably overweight and divorced, too.
I now want to become a guidance counselor just so I can slap this up in my office in place of the “hang in there” kitten.
Help, please! I fear change! I don’t know how I’ll go on if a website I like uses a different format for a week.
Excellent use of kitteh!
Hmmm. No, that seems just about right.
I see nothing wrong with your response. Would those be preflounce cats?
Perfection, thy name is chbruin.
Jessica has never really been a strong reader, has she?
“Now Beaver Jessica, you know it’s not polite to call women ‘the Mrs!’”
So…she rants about rants in a rant of her own? Why not just skip the rants? Does she secretly just want to view a slideshow? My God, I bet the Memorial Day posts really bored her to tears.
Normally I could muster even a smidgen of condescending sympathy, but right now I don’t really care.
*Sneaks in, glue-guns spare watch gears to Jessica’s hair, then ninjas out in a puff of glitter*
Dear ungrateful shitstain,
I’m so sorry your free content isn’t to your liking this week. HK doesn’t always have time to write a lot of material to go with her posts, so I appreciate it when she does, whichever site it’s on.
Maybe next time Bronc will just put up a post that says, “There will be no new content this week, while I go participate in a charitable activity you probably didn’t give a dime to no matter how nicely I asked. See You Next Tuesday.” Also, go fuck yourself.
MO-O-O-O-OM! COme down to the basement RIGHT NOW!!! Somebody’s being mean to me!!! Make her stop!!!
I really, really want this in needlepoint on a throw pillow.
I love how there’s 20 million more comments here than there usually are. OBVIOUSLY, NO ONE LOVES THE MRS!
For real. If this were any other day, 90% of these comments would be from Dark Sock.
there…I fixed it.
And BTW, I don’t know why I can’t get it through my head that I shouldn’t look at ANYTHING April posts until AFTER I’ve chewed and swallowed. Tuna noodle casserole,meet sinus cavities.
Well she does like the caption format, and the kittens are formatted. I say Win!
Jessica sounds neither Fat nor Jealous. LOSER.
A foster kitten I brought home from the shelter today was forced into modeling for this:
^The tiny asshole makes it.
Oh…If I only had a dollar every time I heard that phrase…
It’s alright, Jessica. Before long, Bronc will be back and, since Helen has been such a hit, you can have them BOTH!
WINNING AT WINNING
Hey Jessica, I heard you like WINNING so here is some WINNING to go with your WINNING
The default format of this site is Creighton Beryl making witticisms regarding Bronc’s posts while Derp and I try to elicit downthumbings from the 12 lurkers that visit the site daily. And some days I wonder if I am also Derp and/or Creighton; the meds make me hazy like that.
I checked into the stats, and this site gets almost double the hits that Urkel’s Online Fan Club/Shrine (Salt Lake City Chapter) gets; I must admit to flaunting a little hubris there; taste my throbbing Schadenfreude, Urkel Lovers!
What format could possibly be better than that?
Well, 11 lurkers, now that y’all done went and pissed off Ms. Robinson.
I don’t care what anyone says, I love DarkSock.
Awww shucks…*blushes*…I was just gettin’ on mah soapbox, is all…
Good Lord…do I really look like that?
For what it’s worth, I’m a daily WAE lurker (I post on the Mrs’s site fairly often though) who gives you a thumbs up even when what you’re saying doesn’t make any sense and isn’t funny. ‘Cause I like your attitude of not giving a fuck about the thumbs. You’re awesome, DarkSock.
Agreed. I’d rather see some unique and interesting comments than some lame comments. Rock on Dark Sock.
Yeah, I have the weirdest internet crush on DarkSock’s comments.
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