13 thoughts on “Better Him Than Me

  1. Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.

    Private Joker: [doing John Wayne impression] Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!

    Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

    This guy obviously “walks the walk”!

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  2. And it weirds me out MORE that he was proud enough to tell the local media. Seriously, if you licked a monkey’s ass for an hour, would you let anyone know, much less have it published? I would lie and say I didn’t and sue the paper for libel. That he’s proud enough to let us know is weirder than the act itself. WTF?

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  3. Sometimes you have to do this with recently born kittens. Except you use a damp washcloth, not your damned mouth.

    I guess… at least he cleaned the monkey before licking it? Still.

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