While I applaud his dedication to his craft, I feel that there might have been a more sanitary way to go about this.
I would have given him a whole can of peanuts to stop.
They say you should always lick it before you eat it.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: [doing John Wayne impression] Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
This guy obviously “walks the walk”!
Obviously not enough Full Metal Jacket fans around here…!
What the fuck China? What the fuck?
Hmmmmmm. Am I the only one who thinks this was an excuse and he would have done that for no reason at all?
And it weirds me out MORE that he was proud enough to tell the local media. Seriously, if you licked a monkey’s ass for an hour, would you let anyone know, much less have it published? I would lie and say I didn’t and sue the paper for libel. That he’s proud enough to let us know is weirder than the act itself. WTF?
Sometimes you have to do this with recently born kittens. Except you use a damp washcloth, not your damned mouth.
I guess… at least he cleaned the monkey before licking it? Still.
I wrote a sermon praising this guy last week. My favorite part of the story is that he licked that monkey for over an hour. It popped out the nut at an hour, but how long would he have gone if it hadn’t? Two hours? Three?
He saved an animal’s life… and a fairly sentient one at that.
If Buddhism’s right then he’s in for a treat at some stage! And I don’t mean an anal treat!
Oh my god I was half asleep the other morning when they were talking about this on the radio, until this moment I thought I had dreamt it.
This pretty succinctly sums up Wall Street culture.
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