I’m not going to lie, I would so grow my hair out that big if I had the patience. Ethnic hair is OPPRESSIVELY THICK and it probably takes an army to help her wash it.
Hell, it probably takes an arm to help her get upright in the morning – no one’s neck is that strong.
I think I saw this once in “The Brady Bunch Movie”.
I guess Jan’s still lost.
And to answer the question ‘how much shampoo’, that’s at least a quarter to a half a bottler right there.
I think Macy Gray got her head shrunk.
The Royal Palace Guards are extremely jealous.
Or they would be if they also were in France.
Because this in France makes them even MORE jealous.
I love you for knowing the term “cake cutter”. (Sorry, April!)
I had to look up that term. The first definition I came across said it was “said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis”. Thankfully their was a definition right under that explaining it is a term for a large handled hair pick.
Wow. I’ve never heard the first definition. Um. Yeah.
I was using the second one.
By the way her gown is fluffed out I must assume the carpet matches the drapes.
As it were.
Ladies and gentlemen, Matilda Spratchett, best known as being the woman whom the original chess pawn was modeled after.
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