32 thoughts on “He’s a Man of God

    • “If I had to say it again, I would say it differently, no doubt,” Harris said Tuesday. “Those weren’t planned words, but what I do stand by is that the word of God makes it clear that effeminate behavior is ungodly. I’m not going to compromise on that.”

      So only stereotypical gay hairdressers are in trouble? I’m sure Neil Patrick Harris will be relieved. The way he gets ladies to flock to him is rather “godly” anyway. ;P

          • Thank you, Bronc. First time I’ve replied here on or Regretsy in months, but I just had to. It’s assholes like this who make me completely ashamed to be Christian. I don’t think “walk the walk” entails beating the shit out of a sinner, but maybe that’s just me?

        • @Bronc, oh definitely. REAL Christians don’t say things like that. They don’t even think things like that. Because if you DO say things like that, you aren’t a REAL Christian, regardless what your self-righteous Bible-thumping hypocrite of a pastor says. A pastor who is likely playing footsies with the choir boys anyway.

  1. I’m glad when a preacher gives me his permission to do all of violent work that he….um….Jesus wants us to do. That “love your brother” bullshit was just sarcasm I’m sure.

    *seriously, these people should just go somewhere in a cave and die.*

  2. A recent study backs up the anecdotal evidence that homophobia is driven by latent/closet homosexuality. I would hazard a guess that his gay got ‘squashed like a cockroach’, so now he’s paying it forward.

    It is very typical for a victim to turn into a perpetrator, but it doesn’t have to be that way. However, we should pity people like this – poor, pitiable people who can’t even be true to themselves.

    (BTW, in my world pity is hatred without the effort of passion.)

  3. I’m not quite following the logic as to how ‘snapping’ a wrist is going to make it less limp?

    This dude needs to think his homophobic, hateful diatribes through first. He’s going to end up looking like an asshole otherwise…

    • Well let’s not forget what he said about little girls too:

      “And when your daughter starts acting too ‘butch,’ you rein her in. And you say, ‘Oh no. Oh no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play ‘em, play ‘em to the glory of God, but sometimes you’re going to act like a girl and talk like a girl and talk like a girl, and smell like a girl, and that means you’re going to be beautiful, you’re going to be attractive, you’re going to dress yourself up’.”

      Cuz of course all little lesbians grow up to be bodybuilding, mohawked biker-chicks! XP

  4. Okay, Folks. Let’s all get on the same page here. Is it “Beat the Gay out of Children” or “Fuck the Gay out of Children”? We can’t go about this haphazardly.

  5. And, of course, the part of the body that he must squash like a cockroach is there evil-filled penises (penii?), sucking forth the poison like one would a snake bit.

    If you got snake bitten on the head of your cockk.

    If you keep your eyes squeezed shut it’s not gay… medical FACT.

  6. I don’t why people keep trying to differentiate between “real” or “fake” christians. Who cares? They believe in talking snakes, an invisible man in the sky, and fucking with other peoples’ lives. Anything that comes from the mouth of one of these loons should be considered bullshit unless scientifically verified.

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