I approve the “these are the End Days” tag. I’ve never started drinking this early before, but I think now I just won’t ever stop.
I’ve seen these for sale in the £1 shop where I live. Oddly enough they are kept right opposite the baby care items and nowhere near the condoms.
Do those glow in the dark?
Raised dots for his/her pleasure?
Or Braille directions to the man in the boat?
The only thing to wear when greeting Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door.
^ Well done- I need to be able to press ‘thumbs up’ for this several more times.
Are the jewels made of plan B pills?
If the guy is so dumb that he needs such basic instructions you should really rethink your plans for the evening.
Do they make one for the small of the back?
Dammit. Gave myself an erection.
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