Is re-gifting allowed? Can we trade him for something better? Is there a gift receipt?
God is actually re-gifting this one.
When I was a young Marine, I used to think, “So many men, so little time.”
If I had met this guy way back when, I would have thot, “Whew! That was a close one!”
Oh, who am I kidding?
Women, may I borrow him for a couple of days? PUH-lease?
When I’m done with him, he’ll be ever so humble to be at your cervix.
“Return to Sender”
Seriously God. You’re about as good at picking gifts for me as my mom is! 0.o;
I love you sofa king much, Ms. B!
I wish to atone for whatever the heck I did to deserve this. Please ask Santa to come pick up this lump of coal. A chunk this size will provide heat for hell for a decade or two.
…and people say God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
Damnit. I always get last years model.
How did God know I wanted ham?
So God’s declared war on women? Who knew he was Republican…
Now now DS. You know what they say about religion and politics.
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