12 thoughts on “Hello, Ladies

  1. When I was a young Marine, I used to think, “So many men, so little time.”

    If I had met this guy way back when, I would have thot, “Whew! That was a close one!”

    Oh, who am I kidding?
    Women, may I borrow him for a couple of days? PUH-lease?

    When I’m done with him, he’ll be ever so humble to be at your cervix.

    Uh, *service.

  2. Dear God.

    I wish to atone for whatever the heck I did to deserve this. Please ask Santa to come pick up this lump of coal. A chunk this size will provide heat for hell for a decade or two.

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