Lars And The Real Girl

 “This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova. Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll. And now, after numerous surgeries, she’s finally realized her dream AND CAN HOPEFULLY MOVE ON TO ACTUALLY DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.”

This was far from the most frightening picture I could find, by the way. Check out some of the others.

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30 thoughts on “Lars And The Real Girl

  1. Other winners would have included “Winning at Sailor Moon” “Winning at Architectural Mounds” and “Winning at Anatomical Correctness”…wait, does this also mean she matches Barbie in ALL of her attributes? How does she relieve herself?

  2. She’s actually quite cute in the photos from Nepal and the Himalayas. She has a good face under all that terrifying eye makeup.

    Her body proportions are scary.

  3. I don’t speak whatever language that is, but apparently, she’s modeled after White Tara, a Tibetan Buddhist deity whom one typically beseeches for long life and serenity, and known for beauty. I’ve never heard people comparing White Tara to Barbie before.


  4. She’s not fully complete until they fuse her fingers together and punch a hole in them for a ring. And don’t forget the hole in each side of her head for ear rings.

  5. This is only going to get scarier as she ages. It’s not like she’ll be able to stop or anything. One wrinkle pops in, it ruins the effect and she’s in for more surgery. I’m putting a pin in this one. Interesting (read: terrifying) to see what she’ll look like when she hits the age of that lion woman.

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