“Alright guys, this is the last time we are going over this… Stop doing drive-bys at the starbucks. “Too much foam” is not a valid reason. We’re gonna get banned.”
I love it when guys have facial tattoos. That way I don’t have to go through the entire dating process to find out they consistently make very poor life decisions.
“Alright guys, this is the last time we are going over this… Stop doing drive-bys at the starbucks. “Too much foam” is not a valid reason. We’re gonna get banned.”
“I’m thinking of getting Either Calvin and Hobbes, or Woody Woodpecker with the cigar in his mouth. What do you think?”
“Oh, so it’s a tattoo portrait of your mother. Well she certainly looks like a classy lady. I’m sure she’s very proud.”
“Wait…aren’t you that dude from ‘Under Siege’?”
“Nah, vato, that ain’t him. He ain’t got no ponytail.”
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I love it when guys have facial tattoos. That way I don’t have to go through the entire dating process to find out they consistently make very poor life decisions.
“Actually I’m a black dude; I had a white guy tattoo’d across my whole face. NOW who’s hardest, bitches???”