I wish someone would explain the “fap” thing to me. I’ve discussed this with my husband, and he doesn’t know either; of course, we can deduct from various things strung around the interwebs, that it has something to do with masturbation and probably masturbation in public. Other than that, we remain clueless. I would guess some guy in some kind of public “eye” got busted wanking, or accidentally filmed it on his Android-clone phone or something. Maybe he got caught at an ATM? By this time I find my interest in the whole thing, and vague jokes based on it, waning. Then I ask myself, why should I care? I don’t. It’s not some Russian anchorman jacking it under his newsdesk to film of bad strippers in a poorly-lit club.
Fap is just a word for masturbate. That’s it. Nothing complicated.
It’s meant to simulate the noise of male (and sometimes female, by extension) masturbation.
Are you sure your husband isn’t just being diplomatic?
Ree, I think it’s derived from the sound of of man masturbating. The sound of a woman masturbating is akin to a freshly disturbed hornet’s nest, unless she uses one of those gasoline-powered device with handlebars and a kick starter.
I’ve seen some of those videos…
Its kind of scary.
Statistically, 1 in every 11 soccer players will be a Catholic…
Yes yes it is so Fap is an onomatopoeiticon and derives from the sound af male masturbation.
What word is derived from the sound of female masturbation … if any ?
What ? I DUNNO !
If my TV’s anything to go by then it’d be the combined sound of rose petals, an overfull bathtub and some kind of light soul/jazz…
Whatever that sounds like.
Of course, they don’t use their hands.
Ok Then. So everything gonzo said + the faint hum of a battery operated erotic pleasuring device.
Too complicated. Let’s go with FAP much easier.
The female version sounds like a nest of disturbed hornets, unless she is tough enough for the gasoline-powered tools with kick starters and/or handlebars.
“Suddenly, there came a fapping, fapping at my chamber door.”
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