Random facial resurfacing.
As the jagged shards flew towards his face, Chakri once again regretted asking the Genie to make his face a “chick magnet”, as well as the word ‘chick’ in the Genie’s ancient Sumerian tongue meaning “smashed beer bottles”.
Kent excitedly tore into his new “Willem Dafoe Complexion-Simulation” kit.
He was warned not to go to 4Chan.
This is definitely the manliest of facials.
As Li woke suddenly from his sleepwalking, he was instantly grateful he hadn’t been dreaming of washing his balls first.
Meanwhile, at the Chuck Norris Day Spa..
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