I often like to pose with a watermelon and my gun. No explanation needed, it just feels right.
Gallagher’s wife was sick and freakin’ tired of her husband smashing all her watermelons. She took matters into her own hands.
“Who ordered the Melon Burst Salad?”
Why is her watermelon hand so much manlier than her gun hand?
Because watermelons are bad ass yo.
“I said SEEDLESS, Gawd-dammit!”.
She has the face of a dog and a big ol’ watermelon…She’s My Melon Collie Baby.
sorry…I’ll show myself out…
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